Release: Friday July 4
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Giant Car Robots
Synopsis: As humanity picks up the pieces, following the conclusion of "Transformers: Dark of the Moon," Autobots and Decepticons have all but vanished from the face of the planet. However, a group of powerful, ingenious businessman and scientists attempt to learn from past Transformer incursions and push the boundaries of technology beyond what they can control - all while an ancient, powerful Transformer menace sets Earth in his cross-hairs.
Why You Should See It: Uh, giant car robots. Destroying each other. While Mark Wahlberg looks on, his gormless face set in its neutral position of permanent befuzzlement. What else can I say about this? Other than, "You're welcome, readers".